You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Brcko Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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-- Anonymous Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Brcko
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Brcko What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Brcko
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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-- Clarence Darrow We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Brcko Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Brcko
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Brcko Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Brcko
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Brcko If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Brcko
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Brcko "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Brcko
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Brcko In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
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-- Robert Frost Brcko
As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Brcko Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Brcko
"Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Brcko The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Brcko
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Brcko "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Brcko
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Brcko Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Brcko
