You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Lodging "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Lodging
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Lodging Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Lodging
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Lodging Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Lodging
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Lodging Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Lodging
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Lodging "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Lodging
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Lodging The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Lodging
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Lodging Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lodging
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Lodging You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Lodging
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Lodging Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Lodging
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Lodging "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Lodging
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Lodging Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Lodging
