Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Bugojno Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Bugojno
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Bugojno Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Bugojno
"We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Bugojno Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Bugojno
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Bugojno If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Bugojno
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bugojno For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Bugojno
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Bugojno Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Bugojno
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Bugojno Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Bugojno
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Bugojno Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Bugojno
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Bugojno Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Bugojno
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Bugojno Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Bugojno
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Bugojno Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Bugojno
