If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Grude The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Grude
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Grude There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Grude
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Grude Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Grude
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Grude Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Grude
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Grude "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Grude
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Grude The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Grude
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Grude "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Grude
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Grude Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Grude
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Grude "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Grude
Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Grude "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Grude
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Grude In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Grude
