If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Kiseljak Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Kiseljak
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Kiseljak The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Kiseljak
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Kiseljak "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Kiseljak
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Kiseljak "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Kiseljak
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Kiseljak A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Kiseljak
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Kiseljak I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Kiseljak
Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Kiseljak Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Kiseljak
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Kiseljak I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Kiseljak
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Kiseljak If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Kiseljak
And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Kiseljak When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Kiseljak
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Kiseljak No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Kiseljak
