City of Konjic - Profile of the city, maps of the area and sights to see.
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Konjic I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Konjic
blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Konjic If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Konjic
There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Konjic The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Konjic
You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Konjic A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Konjic
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Konjic Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Konjic
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Konjic I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Konjic
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Konjic Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Konjic
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Konjic "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Konjic
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Konjic Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Konjic
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Konjic Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Konjic
"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Konjic If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Konjic
