"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Travel and Tourism There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Travel and Tourism
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Travel and Tourism
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Travel and Tourism
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Travel and Tourism "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
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-- Douglas Coupland Travel and Tourism
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Travel and Tourism You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
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-- Brendon Behan May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Travel and Tourism
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
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-- Dave Barry Travel and Tourism
blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Travel and Tourism Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Travel and Tourism Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Travel and Tourism In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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computer that th No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Travel and Tourism
Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Travel and Tourism Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Travel and Tourism
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Travel and Tourism Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Travel and Tourism
