Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Travel and Tourism The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Travel and Tourism
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Travel and Tourism
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Travel and Tourism
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Travel and Tourism
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Travel and Tourism Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Travel and Tourism
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Travel and Tourism It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Travel and Tourism
"Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Travel and Tourism Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Travel and Tourism Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Travel and Tourism Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Travel and Tourism
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Travel and Tourism Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Travel and Tourism
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Travel and Tourism "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Travel and Tourism
