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What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Construction and Maintenance "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Construction and Maintenance
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Construction and Maintenance He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Construction and Maintenance
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Construction and Maintenance It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Construction and Maintenance
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Construction and Maintenance It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Construction and Maintenance
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Construction and Maintenance Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Construction and Maintenance
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Construction and Maintenance "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Construction and Maintenance
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Construction and Maintenance Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Construction and Maintenance
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Construction and Maintenance When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Construction and Maintenance
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Construction and Maintenance "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Construction and Maintenance
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Construction and Maintenance I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Construction and Maintenance
"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Construction and Maintenance "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Construction and Maintenance
