I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Pale The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Pale
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Pale A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Pale
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Pale Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Pale
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Pale A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Pale
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Pale In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Pale
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Pale Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Pale
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pale "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Pale
Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Pale MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Pale
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Pale I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Pale
blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Pale A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Pale
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Pale Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Pale
