If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Automotive Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Automotive
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Automotive "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Billy Sunday "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Automotive
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Automotive Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Automotive
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Automotive "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Automotive
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Automotive We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Automotive
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Automotive Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Automotive
Marriage is a rest period between romances. It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Automotive To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Automotive
He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Automotive Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Automotive
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Automotive "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Automotive
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Automotive Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Automotive
"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Automotive I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Automotive
