Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Travel Agents "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
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-- Jean Jacques Rousseau When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel Agents
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Travel Agents A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Travel Agents
Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Travel Agents Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Travel Agents
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Travel Agents The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Travel Agents
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
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-- Miriam Robbins blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Travel Agents
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Travel Agents "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Travel Agents
I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Travel Agents The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Travel Agents
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
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are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Travel Agents Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Travel Agents
"Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Travel Agents No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Travel Agents
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel Agents I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Travel Agents
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel Agents MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Travel Agents
