Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Trnovo Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Trnovo
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Trnovo Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Trnovo "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Trnovo
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Trnovo "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Trnovo
Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Trnovo "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Trnovo
"Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Trnovo A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Trnovo
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Trnovo If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Trnovo
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Trnovo The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Trnovo
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Trnovo A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Trnovo
He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Trnovo "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Trnovo
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Trnovo Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Trnovo
