Tuzla - Brief history and overview of the town with a photo gallery and historical drawings.
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Tuzla "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Tuzla
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Tuzla The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Tuzla
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Tuzla The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Tuzla
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Tuzla There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Tuzla
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Tuzla Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Tuzla
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Tuzla Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Tuzla
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Tuzla "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Tuzla
Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Tuzla They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Tuzla
Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Tuzla Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Tuzla
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Tuzla The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Tuzla
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Tuzla To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Tuzla
