Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Zenica Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Zenica
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Zenica "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Zenica
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Zenica "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Zenica
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Zenica The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Zenica
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Zenica The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Zenica
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Zenica When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Zenica
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Zenica Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Zenica
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Zenica Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Zenica
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Zenica It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Zenica
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Zenica Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Zenica
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Zenica When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Zenica
