If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
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-- Sydney Smith Republika Srpska I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
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The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
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-- Georges Danton, to his executioner We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
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Change before you have to.
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-- Sydney Smith Republika Srpska If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Republika Srpska Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
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"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
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-- Maya Angelou When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
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-- Henry Miller What do you take me for, an idiot?
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opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
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-- Slavoj Zizek "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Republika Srpska
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
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-- Doug MacLeod The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
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"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Republika Srpska I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
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There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
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questioning.
-- Albert Einstein When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
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-- George Bernard Shaw Republika Srpska History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
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I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
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statues Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
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Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Nikki Giovanni When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
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"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
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-- General George Patton I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Biography lends to death a new terror.
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