The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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-- David Bissonette Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Bed and Breakfast Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
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"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Bed and Breakfast Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Bed and Breakfast
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Bed and Breakfast "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Bed and Breakfast
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Bed and Breakfast There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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- Albert Einstein Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Bed and Breakfast
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
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-- Oscar Wilde Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Bed and Breakfast If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Bed and Breakfast
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Bed and Breakfast Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bed and Breakfast
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Bed and Breakfast Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Bed and Breakfast I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Bed and Breakfast
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Bed and Breakfast "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
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-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Bed and Breakfast
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Bed and Breakfast Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Bed and Breakfast
"If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Bed and Breakfast Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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