He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Tour Operators Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Tour Operators
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Tour Operators "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Tour Operators
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Tour Operators If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Tour Operators
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Tour Operators Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tour Operators
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tour Operators The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Tour Operators
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Tour Operators Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Tour Operators
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Tour Operators It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Tour Operators
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Tour Operators They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Tour Operators
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Tour Operators "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Tour Operators
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Tour Operators blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Tour Operators
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Tour Operators The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Tour Operators
