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In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Assassins!
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-- Mae West Education Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Education
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Education Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Education
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Education Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Education
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Education Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Education
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Education Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Education
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Education America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Education
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Education
This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Education People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Education
This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett May you never leave your marriage alive. Education To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Education
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Education There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Education
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Education The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Education
