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I shall return.
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-- Anonymous I hate women because they always know where things are.
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Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
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-- Molly Ivins "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
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Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
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And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
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-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
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