Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Travel and Tourism Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Travel and Tourism
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Travel and Tourism "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Travel and Tourism
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Travel and Tourism Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Travel and Tourism
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Travel and Tourism I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Travel and Tourism "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Travel and Tourism The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Travel and Tourism
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Travel and Tourism The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Travel and Tourism
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Travel and Tourism
