I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Razgrad "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Razgrad
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Razgrad Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Razgrad
Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Razgrad Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Razgrad
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Razgrad "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Razgrad
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Razgrad We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Razgrad
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Razgrad Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Razgrad
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Razgrad I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Razgrad
"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Razgrad Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Razgrad
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Razgrad "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Razgrad
blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Razgrad Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Razgrad
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Razgrad Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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