blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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-- Oscar Wilde "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Travel and Tourism
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
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-- Colin Powell If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
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-- George Bird Evans "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Epperson's law:
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Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Travel and Tourism Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Travel and Tourism
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
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-- Ed Abbey It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
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the Travel and Tourism There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
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-- Michel de Montaigne Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gore Vidal Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Travel and Tourism
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Travel and Tourism "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
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-- Henry David Thoreau He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
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-- Beau Brummel "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Travel and Tourism
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Travel and Tourism
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
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a hundre Travel and Tourism
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
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-- Anon "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Travel and Tourism Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Travel and Tourism
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Travel and Tourism There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley I would have made a good Pope.
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