I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Targovishte People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Targovishte
As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Targovishte Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Targovishte
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Targovishte "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Targovishte
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Targovishte Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Targovishte
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Targovishte The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Targovishte
Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Targovishte A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Targovishte
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Targovishte Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Targovishte
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Targovishte "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Targovishte
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Targovishte Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Targovishte
Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Targovishte Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Targovishte
I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Targovishte The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Targovishte
