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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Maps and Views For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Maps and Views
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Maps and Views The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Maps and Views
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Maps and Views If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Maps and Views
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) What's new? Most of my wife. "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Maps and Views Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Maps and Views
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Maps and Views It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Maps and Views
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Maps and Views My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Maps and Views
Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Maps and Views "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Maps and Views
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Maps and Views "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Maps and Views
All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Maps and Views Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Maps and Views
"I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Maps and Views The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Maps and Views
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Maps and Views The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Maps and Views
