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Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Newspapers "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Newspapers
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Newspapers Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Newspapers
The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Newspapers I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Newspapers
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Newspapers The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Newspapers
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Newspapers Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Newspapers
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Newspapers I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Newspapers
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Newspapers Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Newspapers
Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Newspapers This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Newspapers
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Newspapers Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Newspapers
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Newspapers We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Newspapers
Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Newspapers MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Newspapers
