No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Television "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Television
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Television Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Television
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Television In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Television
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Television "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Television
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Television A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Television
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Television Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Television
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Television Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Television
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Television One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Television
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Television The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Television
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Television Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Television
Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Television Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
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