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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Martial Arts Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Martial Arts
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Martial Arts "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Martial Arts
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Martial Arts More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Martial Arts
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Martial Arts Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Martial Arts
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Martial Arts Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Martial Arts
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Martial Arts I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Martial Arts
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Martial Arts If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Martial Arts
When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Martial Arts "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Martial Arts
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Martial Arts A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Martial Arts
"The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Martial Arts To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Martial Arts
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Martial Arts Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Martial Arts
