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Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Orienteering "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Orienteering
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Orienteering Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Orienteering
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Orienteering I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Orienteering
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Orienteering "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Orienteering
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Orienteering "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Orienteering
There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Orienteering There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Orienteering
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Orienteering Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Orienteering
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Orienteering A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Orienteering
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Orienteering Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Orienteering
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Orienteering Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Orienteering
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Orienteering Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
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