If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Horse I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Horse
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Horse All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Horse
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Horse A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Horse
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Horse "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Horse
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Horse Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Horse
Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Horse Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Horse
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Horse When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Horse
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Horse Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Horse
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Horse As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Horse
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Horse People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Horse
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Horse A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Horse
