"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Classifieds I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Classifieds
Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Classifieds Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Classifieds
When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Classifieds They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Classifieds
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Classifieds ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Classifieds
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Classifieds I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Classifieds
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Classifieds "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Classifieds
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Classifieds Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Classifieds
The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Classifieds God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Classifieds
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Classifieds The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Classifieds
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Classifieds "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Classifieds
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Classifieds "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Classifieds
