"The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Consultants A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Consultants
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Consultants Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Consultants
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Consultants A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Consultants
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Consultants "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Consultants
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Consultants Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Consultants
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Consultants Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Consultants
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Consultants The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Consultants
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Consultants I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Consultants
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Consultants Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Consultants
The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Consultants "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Consultants
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Consultants "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Consultants
