I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Telecommunications The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Telecommunications
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Telecommunications I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Telecommunications
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Telecommunications Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Telecommunications
"Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Telecommunications Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Telecommunications
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Telecommunications Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Telecommunications
"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Telecommunications We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Telecommunications
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Telecommunications For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Telecommunications
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Telecommunications If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Telecommunications
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Telecommunications "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Telecommunications
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Telecommunications All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Telecommunications
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Telecommunications Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Telecommunications
