Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Dance Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Dance
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Dance Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Dance
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Dance Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Dance
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Dance The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Dance
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Dance It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Dance
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Dance Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Dance
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Dance Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Dance
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Dance Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Dance
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Dance Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Dance
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dance Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Dance
I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dance They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Dance
