"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Chemicals Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Chemicals
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Chemicals If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Chemicals
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Chemicals One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Chemicals
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Chemicals Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Chemicals
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Chemicals Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Chemicals
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Chemicals No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Chemicals
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Chemicals "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Chemicals
Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Chemicals Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Chemicals
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Chemicals People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Chemicals
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Chemicals The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Chemicals
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Chemicals Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Chemicals
