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--Loesje Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Internet Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Internet
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Internet "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Internet
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Internet To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Internet
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Internet Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Internet
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Internet The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Internet
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Internet "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Internet
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Internet Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Internet
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Internet I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Internet
Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Internet We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Internet
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Internet Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Internet
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Internet Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Internet
