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-- Dolly Parton "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
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- W.B. Prescott "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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-- Shecky Greene "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
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