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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Promotion Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Promotion
... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Promotion "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Promotion
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Promotion As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Promotion
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Promotion Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Promotion
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Promotion "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Promotion
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Promotion For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Promotion
When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Promotion "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Promotion
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Promotion If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Promotion
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Promotion My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Promotion
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Promotion "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Promotion
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Promotion "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Promotion
