cvs.linux.hr - CVS repository of Croatian LUG's projects ie. FakeBO, bag (general purpose buffering program), boclient, umsdos_progs
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Linux In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Linux
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Linux You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Linux
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Linux I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Linux
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Linux Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Linux
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Linux "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Linux
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Linux Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Linux
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Linux In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Linux
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Linux The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Linux
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Linux Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Linux
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Linux We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Linux
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Linux One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
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