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-- John Brown - last words Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
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-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
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-- Robert Browning Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
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- Abraham Lincoln Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
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-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
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-- Edgar Allan Poe Shopping
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
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If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
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-- Cormac McCarthy There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
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-- Henry Miller Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
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We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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