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Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Telecommunications During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Telecommunications
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Telecommunications This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Telecommunications
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Telecommunications Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Telecommunications
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Telecommunications If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Telecommunications
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Telecommunications "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Telecommunications
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Telecommunications Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Telecommunications
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Telecommunications blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Telecommunications
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Telecommunications "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Telecommunications
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Telecommunications Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Telecommunications
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Telecommunications "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Telecommunications
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Telecommunications More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Telecommunications
