What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Dubrovnik and Neretva Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Dubrovnik and Neretva
"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Dubrovnik and Neretva By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Dubrovnik and Neretva
The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Dubrovnik and Neretva "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Dubrovnik and Neretva
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Dubrovnik and Neretva May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Dubrovnik and Neretva
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Dubrovnik and Neretva The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Dubrovnik and Neretva
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Dubrovnik and Neretva This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Dubrovnik and Neretva
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Dubrovnik and Neretva Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Dubrovnik and Neretva
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Dubrovnik and Neretva "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Dubrovnik and Neretva
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Dubrovnik and Neretva "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Dubrovnik and Neretva
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Dubrovnik and Neretva Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Dubrovnik and Neretva
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Dubrovnik and Neretva Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Dubrovnik and Neretva
