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Ministry of Economy - Features informations about ministry, presentations, projects, publications, news and links.
Croatian Privatization Fund - Information on privatization process in Croatia and opportunities for foreign investments.
Croatian National Bank - List of banks, policy tools, regulations and legislation, economic and financial statistics, and information on coins and banknotes.
Ministry of Environmental Protection and Physical Planning - Features informations about ministry, structure, regulations, documents, activities, projects, publications and links.
State Office for Standardization and Metrology - Site include informations about legislation, publications, standards library, technical committees, WTO enquiry point and Codex alimentarius.
Croatian Monetary Institute, Ltd - Production of coins and medals.
Government of the Republic of Croatia - Official site with information related to departments, documents and its activities.
Office of the President - Site includes biography, speeches, advisers, working groups, photo album and contact informations.
Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Water Management - Official web pages of the ministry. Include ministry organization schema, public relations and contact.
Croatian Armed Forces - Unofficial website describing structure and development of Croatian armed forces - army, navy and air force - combat history of individual units, orders of battle and military equipment.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Government "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein Government The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. -- J. Heller Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -- Pablo Picasso I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Government In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Government Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen. -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Government "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Government blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi Government Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Government "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. -- Pauline Thomason In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Government The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha Government My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Government If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Government "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Government Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Government I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana Government For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Ril Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Government Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. -- Caroline Rhea War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain Government "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Government "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Government Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. -- Anonymous I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde Government "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa Government We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Government
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