Indonesia, Philippines, Thailand, and Singapore - Embassy of Croatia located in Jakarta and accredited to the Republic of Indonesia, the Republic of The Philippines, the Kingdom of Thailand and the Republic of Singapore. Also has contact details for the Honorary Consulates in Manila and Bangkok.
United States - Washington DC - Offers information about the Embassy of the Republic of Croatia to the United States of America, and downloadable forms used for issuing passports and visas.
United Nations - New York - Permanent Mission of the Republic of Croatia to the United Nation, with a list of Croatia's priorities.
Croatia Emb - Temporary site for Croatia Embassies.
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Abroad Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Abroad
He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Abroad The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Abroad
Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Abroad "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Abroad
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Abroad If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Abroad
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Abroad The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Abroad
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Abroad Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Abroad
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Abroad Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Abroad
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Abroad Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Abroad
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Abroad "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Abroad
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Abroad Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Abroad
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Abroad "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Abroad
