If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Public Health and Safety May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Public Health and Safety
"Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Public Health and Safety A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Public Health and Safety
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Public Health and Safety The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Public Health and Safety
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Public Health and Safety The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Public Health and Safety
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Public Health and Safety This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Public Health and Safety
"I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Public Health and Safety "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Public Health and Safety
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Public Health and Safety When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Public Health and Safety
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Public Health and Safety "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Public Health and Safety
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Public Health and Safety "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Public Health and Safety
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Public Health and Safety Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Public Health and Safety
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Public Health and Safety Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Public Health and Safety
