No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Real Estate Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Real Estate
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Real Estate Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Real Estate
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Real Estate A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Real Estate
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
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had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Real Estate
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Real Estate If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Real Estate
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Real Estate But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Real Estate
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Real Estate I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Real Estate
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Real Estate A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Real Estate
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Real Estate Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Real Estate
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Real Estate Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Real Estate
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Real Estate Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Real Estate
