There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Education The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Education
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Education Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Education
The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Education In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Education
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Education Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Education
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Education A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Education I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Education
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Education "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
"Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Education The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Education
"A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Spinster: A bachelor's wife. I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Education We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Education
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Education the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Education
