Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Bjelovar The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Bjelovar
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Bjelovar "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Bjelovar
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Bjelovar Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Bjelovar
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Bjelovar Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Bjelovar
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Bjelovar Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Bjelovar
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Bjelovar "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Bjelovar
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Bjelovar War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Bjelovar
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Bjelovar "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Bjelovar
The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Bjelovar I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Bjelovar
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Bjelovar >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Bjelovar
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Bjelovar "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Bjelovar
