The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
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-- Aldous Huxley Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
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-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Education
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
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-- Kenny Ausubel A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
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- Sherlock Holmes Education "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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-- Robert Frost She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
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-- Malcolm Forbes Education
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
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-- Benjamin Franklin Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Education
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Education
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Education Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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-- Pearl Williams People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Education
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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-- Indian proverb Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
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-- W. Somerset Maugham If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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-- James Thurber Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
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-- Phyllis McGinley I still live.
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-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Education
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
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-- Michael Leunig When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Education I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
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-- Oscar Wilde All you need is love.
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-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Education
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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per Education I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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those tiny toil "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Education
The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Education
