This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Real Estate Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Real Estate
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Real Estate If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Real Estate
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Real Estate "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Real Estate
This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Real Estate Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Real Estate
The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Real Estate "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Real Estate
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Real Estate Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Real Estate
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Real Estate To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Real Estate
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Real Estate It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Real Estate
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Real Estate The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Real Estate
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Real Estate "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Real Estate
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Real Estate What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Real Estate
